Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
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I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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