Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
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I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
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I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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