we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
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Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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