What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
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So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
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I need moral support for this bender
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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