We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
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I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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