I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
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It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
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I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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