Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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