Christians are straight up FREAKS
ugly people sure do ruin things
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
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Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
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Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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