HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
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my text book just quoted the cookie monster
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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