Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
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I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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