It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
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you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
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That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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