how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
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Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
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omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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