Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
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I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
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If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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