dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
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So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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