His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
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You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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