Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
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He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
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I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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