their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
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I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
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I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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