I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
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She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
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The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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