Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
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He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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