Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
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So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Let's get the cat blown out
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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