i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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