At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
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I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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