We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
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She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
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Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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