I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
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I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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