He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
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by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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