Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
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She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
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I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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