Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
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I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
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Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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