She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
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Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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