R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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