I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
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You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
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Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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