everyone is single if you try hard enough
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
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im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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