all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
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Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
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Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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