I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
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Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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