That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
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I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
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Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
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That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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