where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
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The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
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We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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