There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize