I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
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i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
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