I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
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i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
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