You work out of a Hotel?
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
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Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
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My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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