Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
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I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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