Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
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i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
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Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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