Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
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but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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