the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
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downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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