My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
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whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
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This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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