If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
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I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
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