a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
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Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
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You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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