Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
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The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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