i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
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It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
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This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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