just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
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Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
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YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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