my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
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Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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